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The Adventures of Super Sponge Me and my Rhino Me and my Rhino Again The Food Monsters The Super Barnacle Crazy Lobster Rupert the Red-Horned Rhino the Frog Catchers |
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Super Sponge had to beat Glateres, the boot, but an army of Hello Kitties attacked him, but Super Sponge defeated them all. And then he invented a new robot named Spongi Bobi to defeat Glateres. Six days later Spongi Bobi defeated Glateres. Spongi Bobi defeated Glateres by getting soaked with water, and started to throw water at Glateres and that's how he defeated Glateres. So then Hello Kitty got really really angry and so then she said to her Hello Kittys to make robots to destroy Spongi Bobi but Super Sponge came and defeated the King and Queen of the Hello Kittys. Then Super Sponge went home and Hello Kitty called other Hello Kittys to continue making the robots, so they finished the robots, then they made them turn into lots of Glatereses. But Super Sponge knew that Hello Kitty was making lots of Glateres, so then Super Sponge started to do lots more Spongi Bobis, and then he told them to attack the Glatereses. And the battle started. Spongi Bobi against Glatereses. The Glatereses started winning because they were more, but Super Sponge went into battle and defeated them so then they won the battle. Chapter 2
Hello Kitty was in the supermarket and, since she was evil, she wanted to destroy the cereal. She grabbed a box of corn puffs and stomped them up. Then she picked up a box of choco prix and was about to toss it at a 2,73 m tall man with a shopping cart, when the peaple of the supermarket came and yelled at her. She flew into a rage and insulted him, even insulting his lungs and his glasses. He got scared, and called over Big Al from the meat section, who had a black dragon tattooed on his biceps. Big Al strode over and said "Ma'am, why are you giving our cereal a hard time. You'd better leave this supermarket." Just then, something pink squirted from the flower on her head and hit him right on his tattoo. Slowly the tattoo turned from a black dragon to a pink dragon. Her flower squirted again and hit his shoes. His shoes slowly turned pink. Big Al screamed "not my tattoo!" He rushed at Hello Kitty and threw his hardest punch. She sprung aside and his fist hit the rack dividing Aisle 7 from Aisle 8. The whole rack heaved and smashed to the floor, exposing Super Pillow Man, who just happened to be in Aisle 8 choosing his cheese puffs. Hello Kitty turned and saw her arch enemy. She slashed at Super Pillow Man with her claws, but he ducked, then sent her flying all the way to Aisle 11, w...
ME AND MY RHINO
It all started when I went to the pet store and bought a rhino. It cost 20,99€. I know that's a lot. It was a baby. My parents said this rhino thing was ridiculous. I said it wasn't. They said we should let it go to the jungle. I said we shouldn't. Chapter 1: NEW KID Next day a new kid came to school. He started being my friend but he asked if I had rhinos. I said I did, so he didn't want to be my friend anymore. He hated rhinos, but I think that's no reason not to be my friend. Anyway, how can you not like rhinos? They're strong, they're fast, they're friendly, and they even let you ride on them. He told me that his parents make robots, but I don't now if that's true or not. His name was Joe. Whoops, I still didn't say my name. My name is Freddy Pants. I even named my rhino. His name is Bighorn. Chapter 2: BIGHORN GOES TO SCHOOL Next day I brought Bighorn to school for Show and Tell. Joe tried to destroy him. He tried by telling everybody to attack him. So about sixty kids went to try fighting him, but Bighorn was too strong. Joe said "Oh, no, that rhino is too strong". Next day, since Bighorn had beaten the bad kids up, I thought nothing bad would happen at school. Everybody was mad at me except my friends, Bob and Obb. The teachers punished me and my friends for a long time. Then they were going to make Bighorn go to the jungle, but he escaped and went to my house. Chapter 3: IT'S CHRISTMAS I was happy because tomorrow it was Christmas and my presents would come. But when I was preparing my stocking, Joe came, put the stocking on my head, and said "Where's that rhino?" I didn't want to tell him, but my parents told him. I was in big trouble. I told Bighorn he should run, so Joe and the other kids wouldn't get him, but the kids went in a car and they caught him. They were going to make him go to the zoo. They were pushing him with their car. He almost escaped, but a car right behind pushed him. Then it happened again and again -- nine times. But they caught him with a net. He was breaking the net, so they threw eight more nets on him. They thought maybe they should take him to their house and hurt him. Santa Claus just happened to be flying in his sleigh overhead at the time. A toy sword fell out of his bag, dropped through the air, and cut the strings of the nine nets. Bighorn escaped. So the kids quit helping Joe. Chapter 4: THE COLDEST DAY EVER It was the third day of January. I thought it was the coldest day ever, because even Bighorn said he was cold. I had to put a mitten on Bighorn's horn. Next day it was even colder. I even had to put clothes all around Bighorn. Joe came and said "Some day soon, you're going to be destroyed by some robots that my parents made." Next day it really was the coldest day ever. Joe came and tried to destroy my rhino with a whole lot of robots, but the rhino just ran with me on top -- not very fast, because Bighorn knew the robots would freeze and then explode. And they did. And then Bighorn smacked Joe all the way to his house. Chapter 5: MORE SCHOOL DAYS Next day was a school day. Bighorn wanted to go to school, but I told him he shouldn't. Right when I got to school, Joe asked me "where's the rhino?" I said "I don't know". He said "If you don't tell me, you're going to be destroyed by my father's robots." I said "Okay. He's right behind you destroying your robots." Joe said "Yeah, yeah, sure. Tell m... Aaaahhhh!" Bighorn banged Joe to another classroom. I told Bighorn he really should go home before Joe comes back. Bighorn started running home, but some robots stopped him. Then Joe came, but Bighorn smacked Joe out of school. The robots were not holding Bighorn very hard, so Bighorn escaped again. Chapter 6: BIGHORN GOES TO THE ZOO Next day, Bighorn wanted to see his friends. I asked him "Where are your friends?" He said "I think there's a place where there are lot of animals. I said "There is." So he said "I guess they're there", so we went to the zoo. But Joe was in the zoo too, hurting the other rhinos. I also saw Bob and Obb feeding the gorillas. I told Bob and Obb that Joe was hurting the rhinos, so they came with me. I told Bighorn to get Joe, so Bighorn whacked him with his horn all the way to Joe's house. Right at that moment, the zoo closed. One hour later, Bob, Obb, Bighorn, and me were trapped in the zoo. Bighorn was talking to his friends, when all of a sudden, a cage fell on Bighorn. I said "Oh, no, it's Joe!" We were trying to get him out for one minute, but then we saw it was a zoo keeper that had trapped him. The zoo keeper said to all the other zoo keeper that a rhino had escaped. Bighorn said "I'm not from the zoo." Since Bighorn talked, the zoo keeper knew he wasn't from the zoo, so he let him go free. Right at that moment, Joe came up with a gun and shot at Bighorn, but he missed. Bighorn was going to hit Joe back to his house, but some robots stopped Bighorn. I told Bob and Obb to open the animal cages. The gorillas, cheetahs, and elephants destroyed the robots, and the rhinos smacked Joe to another town. Chapter 7: THE ATTACK OF THE ROBOTS Next day, me and Bighorn were watching TV but then the door rang. It was Bob and Obb. They came to ask me about the robots and what was wrong with Joe. I said that Joe was trying to destroy my rhino. "It's okay, we'll help you" said Bob. "Me too" said Obb. Right at that moment, some robots came through the window to destroy Bighorn. Bighorn threw them back out the window, but other robots came through the door and window. They trapped me, Bob, and Obb and took us outside, but Bighorn went to save us. He got out of the house running, then he saw us. Robots started chasing Bighorn, but Bighorn was faster. He smashed up the robots and saved us. Next day, the robots came back with a machine gun and some nets. They came through the window, but they banged against Bighorn's horn and they fell out the window. Some robots grabbed me and Bighorn and covered us with a net. Bob and Obb came with a knife and cut the strings. Bighorn was about to smack Joe out of town, but the robots stopped him and threw him against a car. Then they trapped me, Bighorn, Bob, and Obb in another net. We were going to be dead, but a cheetah that escaped from the zoo came and grabbed their machine gun and started shooting the robots. Right at that moment, some chimpanzees grabbed the knife and cut the strings of the net. Then some gorillas, elephants, polar bears, bears, tigers, lions, etc. came and destroyed all the robots and then smacked Joe out of town again. I asked Bob and Obb if they could spend the night at my house. Chapter 8: OH, NO, ROBO-JOE Next day at 4 in the morning, Joe came and tried to drag Bighorn but he couldn't, so he transformed into a gigantic robot. Obb heard some noise, so he woke up me and Bob. He told me to look out the window. I saw Robo-Joe grabbing Bighorn, so quickly I grabbed the knife and threw it at Robo-Joe. He said "Ouch. What was that?" Then he saw me. He threw a laser. The laser almost got me. A cheetah came, tripped Robo-Joe and then went to wake up the other animals. Bob and Obb were grabbing water to destroy Robo-Joe, but Robo-Joe saw them with the water. He threw them to another block, but they fell right on top of a trampoline. Suddenly, all the animals came, but Robo-Joe jumped on top of the house. An eagle knocked him down, then he started running and jumping from house to house. He grabbed Bighorn and said "You rhinos stink because you like to destroy my robots. I've been waiting for this moment for weeks." But just then, Bob and Obb passed over in a plane. They poured a whole lot of water on him, and turned him rusty. All the animals at the same time banged him all the way to the moon. And Bighorn and I lived happily ever after. THE END
ME AND MY RHINO RETURN
Chapter 1: THE ATTACK OF THE ROBOTS One day when I was in the shower, a robot came. I started shouting "Bighorn!" Bighorn came and jumped on top of the robot. When I finished my shower and put my clothes on, I called Bob and Obb and told them that a robot had come to my house. When they were going to my house, about 30 robots came to my house and kicked my parents out of the house. They were going to take away Bighorn, but Bighorn threw the robots against other robots. Then Joe came with just about 80 robots, but almost all the zoo animals came to my house and destroyed all 80 robots, and Bighorn smacked Joe out of town. Chapter 2: BIGHORN GETS TRAPPED Next day at 3 in the morning, 7 robots came, but 3 cheetahs were protecting Bighorn so they destroyed the robots and woke Bighorn up. Bighorn was looking to see if more were coming. In a few minutes, 30 came to take me, Bob, and Obb, and 40 robots went to attack Bighorn and the cheetahs. Bighorn and the cheetahs destroyed the robots, but the robots that attacked us had trapped us. Bighorn went to save us, but the robots trapped Bighorn, so the cheetahs went to save Bighorn. The robots got two of them, but the other cheetah saved Bighorn and the other cheetahs. The cheetahs and Bighorn saved us, and we went home at 6 in the morning. Bighorn was having breakfast in my house. There were 10 cheetahs, 10 gorillas, and 10 bald eagles, so nobody else could come in. Other robots, dressed up as my parents, came in my house, then a 100 robots came at the same time. So all the animals came to that place, but other robots came through other parts of the house. They took Bighorn and put him in a jail inside Joe's factory. Chapter 3: THE GREAT ESCAPE Next day, when Bighorn woke up, he saw that the robots were playing darts on him. He was really angry, so he threw a dart at the robots, so the robots were mad at him and shot him, but they didn't get him. Some cheetahs and gorillas grabbed the keys to the jail, but the robots broke the keys. The robots grabbed a bazooka, shot the cheetahs and gorillas, but they missed and broke the bars of the jail, so Bighorn tried to escape, but the robots caught him. The robots threw the cheetahs and the gorillas out of Joe's factory. Suddenly, Joe and his parents came. Bighorn smacked Joe out of town again, so the parents of Joe were really angry. By mistake, they threw Bighorn out of the factory, so he escaped. Chapter 4: OH NO, WE'RE ON MARS Next two days I hadn't seen Joe, so I thought that Bighorn had destroyed him. At 8 in the morning, I saw a rocket right where Joe's factory was. Then a bald eagle came through my window and gave me a letter. It said Joe has made a rocket and wants you and your rhino to go in it. So I called Obb, Bob, and all the animals to go to my house. So in 5 minutes, I had all the animals in my front yard. Bob and Obb were inside my room, then some other animals came, but they grabbed the rocket, so I realized they were robots. They put Bighorn, me, Obb, Bob, 4 cheetahs, 1 gorilla and 3 bald eagles. And they sent us to the rocket. Chapter 5: THE ATTACK OF THE ALIENS I was so bored. So were all the animals and my friends. We had been in the rocket for 7 hours. One hour later, we finally got to another planet. Bob said "Oh, no! I think we're on Mars." Obb asked "Me too?" I said "Yeah." Right then, an alien came and said "Strangers! Attack!" 10 aliens came. A cheetah tried one, and said "Yummy!" So all 4 cheetahs started eating them. All the aliens ran saying "Aaaah!" The cheetahs started chasing them, but Bighorn said "Don't! Or afterwards about 200 of them will come to attack us." So the cheetahs said "You're right." I said "We have to get to Earth as soon as possible. Come on, let's get to the rocket." But Bob said "There are no batteries left!" Then, about 200 aliens came to attack us. Bighorn said "I knew it". Everybody said "Oh, no!" The gorilla said to the rhinos "let's grab the rocket", so the rhinos and the gorilla threw the rocket at the aliens. Then, all the animals went to beat and eat the aliens, and they destroyed them all. Chapter 6: BACK TO EARTH Next day, all of us were thinking how to get back to Earth. The gorilla thought "we could tell the aliens to help us". I said "that's not a good idea." Bob thought we could rebuild the rocket. So we took 2 hours to rebuild the rocket, but then we didn't know where to get batteries. The gorilla tried putting an alien in the battery slot, but it didn't work. Then the gorilla tried to put Obb in it, but he didn't fit. So we started thinking again. The gorilla thought that maybe a bald eagle could be touching the buttons of the battery slot while he flies, but the bald eagle said "we can't do that!" Then we thought maybe we could make a bunch of space helmets. In 3 hours, we had made the helmets. Then we realized that wouldn't help us get back to Earth. Finally, Obb realized he had batteries in his pocket the whole time. So we start our long ride back. When we got to Earth, it was already 11:30pm. I saw my parents saying "Where's Freddy?" so I told them I had gotten trapped at the zoo. They didn't know that the zoo was closed for so much time. Anyway, they put me in bed. Chapter 7: LET'S DEFEAT ROBO-JOE At 5 in the morning, everybody was in my house. Bighorn said "Hey, why don't we destroy Joe?" So all of us were about to defeat Joe, but a robot saw us and told Joe we were back from Mars. But Joe said "Yeah, yeah, sure. They're in another planet." Right when we were about to destroy him, he said "How did they get back?" Then the animals beat up some robots. Joe started throwing lasers through his eyes, then he turned into Robo-Joe and smacked Bighorn into another block. The animals got so angry that they started chasing Robo-Joe. Robo-Joe started flying, but the bald eagles started chasing him. Down on the ground, the animals were destroying the robots. Robo-Joe's Dad came. A rhino threw him out of his factory. The robots were so, so angry that they broke a house and threw it at the animals. But they didn't get any animals. Bighorn and the eagles came, and started destroying the robots. A minute later, Robo-Joe came. Then I saw a person in a car so that gave me an idea. I called all the animals to grab the cars and throw them at Joe, so they started throwing cars at Joe. Almost all the cars got the robots, but one tripped Joe. So all the animals at the same time smacked him to Mars, where the aliens gobbled Robo-Joe up. THE END
THE FOOD MONSTERS
Once upon a time there was a school where every single kid hated the lunchroom food and threw it into the trash can. but one day when nobody was in the lunch room, four monsters came out of the trash can. Right then the bell rang to eat. The first kid went in the lunch room and screamed "there are four monsters in here!" Other kids went in and they screamed too and ran out of the lunch room. The teachers came because they thought it wasn't true. When they got in, the food monsters were hidden. The teachers gave the food to the children and said "there aren't any monsters in here". But the children refused to go inside the lunchroom, so the teachers shouted for them to go in. Fortunately, the monsters remained hidden. After lunch when they were in English class, four monsters went inside the class. They wanted to learn too, but before they could listen to a word, the teacher screamed and so did the children. Everybody in the class was scared and went shouting to the principal's office. They told the principal.
THE SUPER BARNACLE
Once upon a time, there was a kid who was in the zoo with some super power juice. He tripped on a rock when the juice was open, so some juice fell on a barnacle display. A barnacle went flying out of the zoo. The boy's mom said "Now look what you did. Now give me that juice before you spill any more." The boy gave the super power juice to his mom. But then, by mistake, the kid tripped his mom. His mother spilled some into the water and got two crabs. The mother said "You're punished!" So the kid grabbed his Dad's hand. Then the kid saw some other kids playing with a ball, so rushed over to play with them. By mistake he banged against the super power juice in his mother's hand. Some more juice spilled onto a shark. Later, the kids were playing soccer and by mistake he shot the ball into the mother's hand and some more spilled onto some piranhas. When the piranhas and the shark went to eat people, the barnacle went right through the wall, then he grabbed the gorilla's cage, and squashed the piranhas with it. Then the shark grabbed the lion's cage, threw it against the barnacle but missed, and squashed some people. So all the people that were in the zoo headed to the exit. A couple people got eaten by the lions. The zoo keepers went to risk their lives before the lions ate the other animals and the people. The super barnacle grabbed the cages of the animals and placed them on top of the animals that were loose. Then the barnacle and the crabs went out of the zoo to beat up the shark because it was eating up everybody in the street. The barnacle grabbed a 500 Kg weight and threw it at the shark, but the shark ducked. And Crab B grabbed 1000 bubble gums so he made 1000 bubbles. He put the shark in a bubble, but the shark popped the bubble, and fell in the terrace of an old woman. He ate her up, and started throwing things from her house at the barnacle and crabs. Then a car came to squash the piranhas again. Crab A, who was driving the car, threw some thumbtacks at the piranhas and the piranhas said "Ouch! Let's beat up that car. Let's bite the wheels." They made a tire loose. The barnacle then threw two 100Kg weights on the piranhas, so they got squashed again. The shark said "Oh, man!" Then some zoo keepers came to get their animals, so the shark threw some 100Kg weights at the zoo keepers, so then the lions, tigers, cheetahs, and leopards broke the cages and came rushing out of the zoo. The shark thought they were going to help him beat the barnacle, but instead they just went out to see the city outside the zoo. Then the barnacle got angry so he threw a couple weights at the shark so the shark got really hurt. The neighbor of the zoo that was sleeping woke up so he threw a thing of metal at the shark, then he grabbed a lot of rocks he had and threw them also,and the rhinos were still throwing wheights at the bad guy. The shark went in a house and found 4 kids playing monopoly and when the kids shouted, the shark gobbled them up. All the animals broke the door and went up the stairs and broke that door too and went to beat the shark up. But the shark grabbed some tables and chairs and threw them at crab A. Crab A did the same thing, so they started fighting. Then a rhino grabbed the biggest table of the house and threw it at the shark, so the villain fell out the window. Crab A started jumping on the shark. the elephant also jumped on top of the shark making him flat as a pancake. The crabs threw him into a trash can. All that time the Super Barnacle had been watching and laughing. The next day, when the barnacle woke up, he saw the shark and the piranhas were taking the crabs away, so he started flying to where they were. It took him a long time to get closer because they were in a car. Then the barnacle went to a car store and borowed the Barnaclemobile which was really fast and could fly and swim. He went so fast the bad guys didn't notice. He clicked a button and the Barnaclemobile started shooting barnacles at the losers, the shark saw them and went a lot faster, Super Barnacle made the car go faster. He went to the shark's car to try to get the crabs back, the shark pushed him back to the street and went at a really really fast speed but a poliece man said you're in jail, but when the poliece men tried to put him in the car the shark grabbed the poliece men and threw them really fast at the barnacle but they fell right in a police station. All the police cars of the city began chasing the shark. The shark's car was faster than the police cars, but he was soon surownded by cars. The shark started destroying the police cars with his car. Then the police took the shark away. Some of them where eaten up, so Super Barnacle and the crabs helped take the shark to jail. soon there was very few policemen left and the shark beat up the crabs and chased the barnacle. Finally, the heroic crustacian reached his car and saw the piranhas beating the crabs up. The crabs stoped fighting because they saw the barnacle and thought he had a plan. The Barnaclemobile shot millions of barnacles at the shark and piranhas. The bad guys tried to escape, when all the animals came and stomped on the shark, while Super Barnacle shot the piranhas with barnacles. The piranhas hid behind a tree, wich was soon choped down by Crab A. The tree fell on the piranhas. The Barnacle dragged the squashed shark to jail. But when they where half way there, the shark wacked the barnacle with his tail and escaped. Thirty police men with guns came. Since the shark was full he jumped on the police instead of eating them . Then the piranhas came and started eating some of the police. Suddenly big trees fell becouse the crabs chopped them down. The trees landed on the piranhas and the shark. The shark was hurt, so the barnacle dragged him to jail. But when he was halfway there, the shark escaped. All the thousands of barnacles came and helped Super Barnacle catch him and take him to jail. Next day, Super Barnacle went to see the shark, but he saw the shark was almost out and the piranhas where helping him, he called all the barnacles to go there and also the crabs to beat up the piranhas. In twenty minutes everybody was there, first they beat up all the piranhas and then they put abaut 50 cement walls on top of the shark. Then they put an amusment park on top of him. They ran the park and the piranhas had to do all the hard work. The "Super Barnacle Amusment Park" got popular, and the good guys lived happily ever after. Although the bad guys didn't.
CRAZY LOBSTER
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